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Scoundrels' Beverages

Scoundrels Garden

Bombay Sapphire gin, Cointreau orange liqueur, Chartreuse Green herbal liqueur, green pepper & granadilla cordial

Horseradish & pink peppercorn-infused Cazadores Blanco tequila, yuzu sherbet, soy sauce, cryo watermelon

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Sazerac Rye whiskey, Nixta corn liqueur, lacto fermented sweetcorn & yellow tomatoes, Franklin & Sons 1886 Soda Water

Oxley gin, clarified basil & cucumber cordial

Popular Culture

Bacardi Ocho rum, Muyu Chinotto Nero liqueur,
clarified strawberry & saffron

Ilegal Joven mezcal, Patrón Reposado tequila,
Paragon Palo Santo & pineapple cordial

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, Italicus bergamot liqueur, Za’atar & pomegranate soda

Chamomile-infused Johnnie Walker Black Label Scotch whisky, Belle de Brillet pear & cognac liqueur, calvados, Mancino Chinato vermouth, Noilly Prat Dry vermouth, recomposed pink lady apple, Aphrodite bitters

RATIONING & BLACK-MARKET

Mango chipotle milk washed with Casamigos Blanco tequila, Leblon cachaça, Cointreau orange liqueur, Ancho Reyes Verde chilli liqueur, Paragon Palo Santo cordial

Peanut butter & white chocolate fat washed with Dewar’s 12 years old Scotch whisky,
Bénédictine D.O.M. liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, raspberries

Wholegrain mustard infused-42 Below vodka,
Casoni Figs and Cherries liqueur, Ardbeg 10 years old Scotch whisky, amontillado sherry, San Marzano tomato juice, clementine, lacto fermented beetroot & chilli

Santa Teresa rum 1796, Lazzaroni Amaretto liqueur, Casoni Nocino di Modena liqueur, vanilla, creamy purple carrot kheel, topped with Franklin & Sons Brewed Ginger Beer

INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY

Hennessy V.S. cognac, Muyu Vetiver Gris woodland liqueur, topped with eucalyptus banana cola

Black Cow vodka, clarified apricot & strawberry yoghurt punch

Marinated olive washed with Belvedere vodka,
capers brine, passion fruit chardonnay

Singani 63 Bolivian brandy, Muyu Jasmine liqueur, Campari aperitif, rhubarb & lemon balm cordial, topped with Tassoni Cedrata

Cahoots Classics

Ciroc vodka, Wray & Nephew White Overproof rum, banana & coconut purée, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Rum, banana & coconut purée, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

Bombay Sapphire gin, Evangelista Ratafia cherry liqueur, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Caleno Light & Zesty non alcoholic spirit, Everleaf Mountain non-alcoholic aperitif, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit soda

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Dry Gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

42 Below vodka, bergamot liqueur, passion fruit, orange marmalade, lemon citrus essence topped with Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Everleaf Forest non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot syrup, passion fruit, lemon citrus essence, orange marmalade and Crodino Spritz 0.0%

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Nardini Acqua Di Cedro liqueur, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, citrus lemon essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedip Groove 42 non-alcoholic spirit, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, citrus lemon essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

Woodford Reserve Bourbon whiskey, Ardbeg 10yr Scotch whisky, Aperol aperitif, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Mother Root ginger switchel, sugar syrup, lemon citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedlip Spice 94 non-alcoholic spirit, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif, Mother Root ginger switchel, simple syrup, lemon citrus essence

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Nonsuch Bittersweet Apple & Cardamom shrub, green juice mix and lemon citrus essence, topped with Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Patrón Silver tequila, Caffé Borghetti liqueur, Nixta corn liqueur, popcorn foam

The Botanist gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Suze Gentian liqueur, Quaglia mountain pine liqueur

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, shiso, tarragon & mint cordial, topped up with Franklin & Sons 1886 Soda Water

CAHOOCH

What is Cahooch? Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend Rum, Bulleit Bourbon Whiskey, Cointreau Noir Orange Liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino Vermouth

6 shots delivered in a 1946 tube carriage,
choo choo..cahooch!

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

For four scoundrels

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, chocolate syrup, Angostura Orange bitters, Angostura Cocoa bitters

Cahooch, lemon citrus essence, almond & hibiscus syrup

Cahooch, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Punt e Mes vermouth and Lucano Anniversario amaro

Travel Together

For two Scoundrels

Bombay Citron Pressé gin, Chambord black raspberry liqueur, pineapple juice, cherry & vanilla, lemon, topped with Franklin & Sons Pineapple & Almond Soda

For two Scoundrels

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, Duppy Share XO rum, blue curaçao liqueur, falernum syrup, grapefruit juice, citrus essence

Served in a station clock | For six Scoundrels

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, Aperol aperitif, cloudy apple juice, vanilla syrup, Nonsuch Bittersweet Apple and Cardamom shrub, citrus essence, topped with sparkling wine

Sparkling and Champagne

Glass 125ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto Italy

Kent, England

Cornwall, England

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Magnums

1,500ml

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Murcia, Spain

Veneto, Italy

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Languedoc-Roussillon, France

Marlborough, New Zealand

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Murcia, Spain

Mendoza, Argentina

Southern Rhône, France

Rioja, Spain

Orange Wine

Bottle 750ml

Loire, France

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

330ml | 4.6%

330ml | 4.3%

330ml | 5.5%

3.4% 500ml

330ml

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Scoundrel's Beverages

Air Mail

Those crafty scoundrels have hijacked the old mail sorting system—transforming it into a world-first first pneumatic cocktail delivery service! Now, instead of letters, your drinks will come whizzing through air-powered tubes overhead.

Bombay Sapphire gin, Aperol aperitif, peach, guava and Tassoni Cedrata

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, crème de menthe green liqueur, ginger, citrus essence and Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Patrón Silver tequila, Leblon cachaça, blue curaçao liqueur, pineapple, lavender & aloe vera soda

Seized Goods

Concoctions crafted from the rare and exotic spirits our clever scoundrels have deftly pilfered from the mail network! Easch sip spills tales of adventure, mischief and revelry from around the world!

Oxley gin, Lazzaroni Amaretto liqueur, Akashi-Tai Shiraume Ginjo umeshu and mixed berries

Dewar’s 12 year old Scotch whisky, white port, crème de cacao blanc liqueur, blueberry and chocolate bitters

Clarified milk-washed with Bacardi Ocho rum, coconut and fresh lime and clarified Coca-Cola

Casamigos Blanco tequila, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Ancho Reyes Verde chilli liqueur, passion fruit, apricot and foamer bitters

Fan Mail

Raise your glasses to our delightful tipples crafted in honour of the starlets and sirens who flood our sacks with fan mail! Each cocktail is a love letter to the dazzling icons who sprinkle a bit of magic into our everyday lives.

42 Below vodka, cactus, pimento & prickly pear liqueur, Nardini Acqua di Cedro liqueur, carrot and kumquat

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, Midori melon liqueur, honeydew melon and lemon bitters

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Chambord black raspberry liqueur, Campari Bitter aperitif, Cointreau Noir orange liqueur, pomegranate & saffron

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, Bacardi Carta Negra rum, Emilio Lustau East India Solera sherry, Lucano Anniversario liqueur, Casoni Nocino di Modena liqueur, egg yolk and date & almond cream

Private & Confidential

From stolen scripts to coded messages and classified files, this post office has seen it all! These cocktails are inspired by the covert, the shady, and the scandalous. Keep it hush-hush—some secrets are better sipped in silence!

Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch whisky, Italicus bergamot liqueur, cherry & grapefruit

Once the post offices’ Postal Automated Mechanical Electric Letter Arranger, reprogrammed by the sneaky scoundrels into their very own cocktail-making machine! Meet P.A.M.E.L.A. – your mixology mistress, just ask your server to see her in action!

Belvedere vodka, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Caffé Borghetti liqueur, coffee, dark chocolate & raspberry

Ilegal Joven mezcal, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Muyu Jasmine Verte liqueur, mango & banana wine and Paragon Labdanum cordial

Singani 63 Bolivian brandy, Italicus bergamot liqueur, Chartreuse Yellow herbal liqueur, fresh mint, yogurt & Cedrata Tassoni, yuzu, foamer bitters and absinthe mist

Large Packages

for sharing!

For two Scoundrels

Hennessy V.S. cognac, Belle de Brillet pear liqueur, Casoni Figs and Cherries liqueur and pear shrub

For two Scoundrels

Bombay Citron Pressé gin, bergamot liqueur, citrus essence, Earl Grey tea & lemon sherbet

For four scoundrels

Ketel One vodka, manzana verde liqueur, rhubarb, vanilla and lemon citrus essence

Cahoots Classics

Ciroc vodka, Wray & Nephew White Overproof rum, banana & coconut purée, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Rum, banana & coconut purée, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

Bombay Sapphire gin, Evangelista Ratafia cherry liqueur, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Caleno Light & Zesty non alcoholic spirit, Everleaf Mountain non-alcoholic aperitif, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit soda

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Dry Gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

42 Below vodka, bergamot liqueur, passion fruit, orange marmalade, lemon citrus essence, topped with Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Everleaf Forest non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot syrup, passion fruit, orange marmalade, lemon citrus essence and Crodino Spritz 0.0%

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Nardini Acqua Di Cedro liqueur, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, lemon citrus essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedip Groove 42 non-alcoholic spirit, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, lemon citrus essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Ardbeg 10yr Scotch whisky, Aperol aperitif, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Mother Root ginger switchel, simple syrup, lemon citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedlip Spice 94 non-alcoholic spirit, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif, Mother Root ginger switchel, sugar simple syrup, lemon citrus essence

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Nonsuch Bittersweet Apple & Cardamom shrub, green juice mix and lemon citrus essence, topped with Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Patrón Silver tequila, Caffé Borghetti liqueur, Nixta corn liqueur, popcorn foam

The Botanist gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Suze Gentian liqueur, Quaglia mountain pine liqueur

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, shiso, tarragon & mint cordial, topped up with Franklin & Sons Soda Water

CAHOOCH

What is Cahooch? Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend Rum, Bulleit Bourbon Whiskey, Cointreau Noir Orange Liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino Vermouth

6 shots delivered in a 1946 tube carriage,
choo choo..cahooch!

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

For four scoundrels

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

Cahooch, lemon citrus essence, almond & hibiscus syrup

Cahooch, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Punt e Mes vermouth and Lucano Anniversario amaro

Sparkling and Champagne

Glass 125ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto Italy

Kent, England

Cornwall, England

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Magnums

1,500ml

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Murcia, Spain

Veneto, Italy

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Languedoc, France

Piedmont

Marlborough, New Zealand

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Murcia, Spain

Mendoza, Argentina

Famille Perrin Côtes du Rhône, Southern Rhône, France

Izadi, Rioja Reserva, Rioja, Spain

Orange Wine

Bottle 750ml

Loire, France

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

330ml

500ml

330ml

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Scoundrels' Beverages

Available from Cahoots Ticket Hall – Kingly Street.

Draught Beer

Cahoots Hooches

for 1 / 2 / 4 Scoundrels

TROPICAL / REFRESHING

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, Leblon cachaça, Nardini Acqua di Cedro liqueur, cantaloupe melon & falernum syrup, fresh lime juice

Belvedere vodka, yuzu sherbet, ginger syrup, lemon citrus essence, Camden Hells lager

Oxley gin, Aperol aperitif, Pimm’s No. 1 Cup liqueur, watermelon syrup, sparkling wine

The Botanist gin, Suze Gentian liqueur, crème de cassis liqueur, strawberry & passion fruit cordial, topped with Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Italicus bergamot liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, apricot cordial, topped with Tassoni Cedrata

Patrón Silver tequila, Paragon Palo Santo cordial, pink grapefruit sherbet, coconut water, saline solution

Non-alcoholic

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Dry Gin, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif, Crodino Spritz 0.0%

Non-alcoholic

Seedlip Groove 42 distilled non-alcoholic spirit, Everleaf Marine non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

Cahooch

What is Cahooch? Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend rum, Bulleit Bourbon whiskey,
Cointreau Noir orange liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

Cahooch, lemon citrus essence, almond & hibiscus syrup

Cahooch, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Punt e Mes vermouth and Lucano Anniversario amaro

Classic Cocktails

Bombay Sapphire gin, Campari aperitif, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth

Aperol aperitif, prosecco and Franklin and Sons Soda Water

42 Below vodka, Caffé Borghetti liqueur, simple syrup, espresso

Cazadores Blanco tequila, Cointreau orange liqueur, lime

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, demerara syrup and Angostura Bitters

Feeling Bubbly?

125ml Glass / 750ml Bottle / 1500ml Magnum

Veneto, Italy

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Murcia, Spain

Veneto, Italy

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Languedoc, France

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Murcia, Spain

Mendoza, Argentina

Grenache, Famille Perrin Côtes-Du-Rhône

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

330ml

500ml

330ml

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Lunch

The Scoundrels have pooled together their ration books, to offer a fine lunch selection of small plates, mains, sandwiches, sides and puddings!

Small Plates & Starters

with honey and grain mustard

with garlic aioli

big, bold & buttery

with house curry sauce

with smashed guacamole

hummus and tzatziki

Salads & Sandwiches

Sandwiches served with fries

+ Mojo chicken £4

a chopped salad of cherry tomatoes, cucumber, carrot, edamame beans, radish, orange pepper, chickpeas, olives and croutons,
with a honey and mustard dressing

baby gem, Caesar dressing, croutons, marinated chicken, streaky bacon and soft-boiled egg

with tartare sauce, rocket and ketchup on
toasted farmhouse bread

the cheesiest, hammiest toastie in London with yellow mustard mayo

slow cooked beef brisket, gruyere cheese, jalapeños, served in a brioche roll with gravy for dipping

Small Plates

served on toasted sourdough, with garlic, hummus and shoots

with garlic aioli

toasted sour dough and red onion jam

with sweet yellow mustard mayo

Large Plates

with fat chips, marrow fat peas,
tartare sauce and lemon

+ Cheese £2 + Bacon £3

sesame seed bun, onions, lettuce,
burger sauce and fries

no bun, just beef patty with onions, lettuce, burger sauce, extra salad and fries

+ Guacamole £2

piled in a sesame seed bun with roasted red peppers, tomato hummus, chilli sauce, yoghurt and fries

+ Mojo chicken £4 + Tzatziki £2

a mix of cous cous, chickpeas, cucumber, tomato, pickled red onion and watercress, topped off
with tomato hummus and toasted pitta

Sides

with chilli & sesame seeds

Pudding

with vanilla ice cream

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Small Plates & Nibbles

The Scoundrels have pooled their ration books, and offer a fine feast of sharing snacks & nibbles

Small Plates

with garlic aioli

with sweet yellow ketchup mayo

toasted sour dough and red onion jam

with honey and grain mustard

with garlic aioli

with house curry sauce

with smashed guacamole

hummus and tzatziki

Bar Snacks

big, bold & buttery

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Light Bites

The posties have pooled together their ration books,
to offer a fine selection of nibbles & light bites!

Nibbles

Light Bites

Select any four light bites for £30

with Houmous

with Arrabbiata Sauce

with Tomato Ketchup

with Tartare Sauce

with Hollandaise Sauce

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BLACK MARKET COCKTAILS

The best ingredients & presentation

Join The Captain and Scoundrels of Cahoots in knocking back classic cocktails, black market liquor and post-war favourites. Served in old mugs, hip flasks, vintage milk bottles and tins, you’ll find each tipple finished with ingredients half-inched from Nana’s pantry, picked from the allotment and foraged from the ruins.

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TRADITIONAL RATIONS

Some good quality grub

Do you feel a rumbling from down below? Well, we have some capital news for you! This is one station that does offer some sustenance for those of you feeling rather hungry. The Scoundrels of Cahoots have pooled together their food rations and have enough points to offer some nibbles round, such as platform pastries, toasted treats and rations to share!

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New Year’s Eve in The Ticket Hall

Wednesday 31st December | 9pm-3am

Ticket Hall Soho, London

Postal Office

Ticket Hall

Underground

Ticket Hall
Soho, London