Cahoots Postal Office Menu – Drinks & Food

Scoundrels' Beverages

Scoundrels Garden

Bombay Sapphire gin, Cointreau orange liqueur, Chartreuse Green herbal liqueur, green pepper & granadilla cordial

Horseradish & pink peppercorn-infused Cazadores Blanco tequila, yuzu sherbet, soy sauce, cryo watermelon

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Sazerac Rye whiskey, Nixta corn liqueur, lacto fermented sweetcorn & yellow tomatoes, Franklin & Sons 1886 Soda Water

Oxley gin, clarified basil & cucumber cordial

Popular Culture

Bacardi Ocho rum, Muyu Chinotto Nero liqueur,
clarified strawberry & saffron

Ilegal Joven mezcal, Patrón Reposado tequila,
Paragon Palo Santo & pineapple cordial

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, Italicus bergamot liqueur, Za’atar & pomegranate soda

Chamomile-infused Johnnie Walker Black Label Scotch whisky, Belle de Brillet pear & cognac liqueur, calvados, Mancino Chinato vermouth, Noilly Prat Dry vermouth, recomposed pink lady apple, Aphrodite bitters

RATIONING & BLACK-MARKET

Mango chipotle milk washed with Casamigos Blanco tequila, Leblon cachaça, Cointreau orange liqueur, Ancho Reyes Verde chilli liqueur, Paragon Palo Santo cordial

Peanut butter & white chocolate fat washed with Dewar’s 12 years old Scotch whisky,
Bénédictine D.O.M. liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, raspberries

Wholegrain mustard infused-42 Below vodka,
Casoni Figs and Cherries liqueur, Ardbeg 10 years old Scotch whisky, amontillado sherry, San Marzano tomato juice, clementine, lacto fermented beetroot & chilli

Santa Teresa rum 1796, Lazzaroni Amaretto liqueur, Casoni Nocino di Modena liqueur, vanilla, creamy purple carrot kheel, topped with Franklin & Sons Brewed Ginger Beer

INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY

Hennessy V.S. cognac, Muyu Vetiver Gris woodland liqueur, topped with eucalyptus banana cola

Black Cow vodka, clarified apricot & strawberry yoghurt punch

Marinated olive washed with Belvedere vodka,
capers brine, passion fruit chardonnay

Singani 63 Bolivian brandy, Muyu Jasmine liqueur, Campari aperitif, rhubarb & lemon balm cordial, topped with Tassoni Cedrata

Cahoots Classics

Ciroc vodka, Wray & Nephew White Overproof rum, banana & coconut purée, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Rum, banana & coconut purée, caramel syrup, lemon citrus essence

Bombay Sapphire gin, Evangelista Ratafia cherry liqueur, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Caleno Light & Zesty non alcoholic spirit, Everleaf Mountain non-alcoholic aperitif, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit soda

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Dry Gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime citrus essence

42 Below vodka, bergamot liqueur, passion fruit, orange marmalade, lemon citrus essence topped with Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Everleaf Forest non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot syrup, passion fruit, lemon citrus essence, orange marmalade and Crodino Spritz 0.0%

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Nardini Acqua Di Cedro liqueur, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, citrus lemon essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedip Groove 42 non-alcoholic spirit, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, citrus lemon essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

Woodford Reserve Bourbon whiskey, Ardbeg 10yr Scotch whisky, Aperol aperitif, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Mother Root ginger switchel, sugar syrup, lemon citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedlip Spice 94 non-alcoholic spirit, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif, Mother Root ginger switchel, simple syrup, lemon citrus essence

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Nonsuch Bittersweet Apple & Cardamom shrub, green juice mix and lemon citrus essence, topped with Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Patrón Silver tequila, Caffé Borghetti liqueur, Nixta corn liqueur, popcorn foam

The Botanist gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Suze Gentian liqueur, Quaglia mountain pine liqueur

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, shiso, tarragon & mint cordial, topped up with Franklin & Sons 1886 Soda Water

CAHOOCH

What is Cahooch? Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend Rum, Bulleit Bourbon Whiskey, Cointreau Noir Orange Liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino Vermouth

6 shots delivered in a 1946 tube carriage,
choo choo..cahooch!

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

For four scoundrels

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, chocolate syrup, Angostura Orange bitters, Angostura Cocoa bitters

Cahooch, lemon citrus essence, almond & hibiscus syrup

Cahooch, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Punt e Mes vermouth and Lucano Anniversario amaro

Travel Together

For two Scoundrels

Bombay Citron Pressé gin, Chambord black raspberry liqueur, pineapple juice, cherry & vanilla, lemon, topped with Franklin & Sons Pineapple & Almond Soda

For two Scoundrels

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, Duppy Share XO rum, blue curaçao liqueur, falernum syrup, grapefruit juice, citrus essence

Served in a station clock | For six Scoundrels

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, Aperol aperitif, cloudy apple juice, vanilla syrup, Nonsuch Bittersweet Apple and Cardamom shrub, citrus essence, topped with sparkling wine

Sparkling and Champagne

Glass 125ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto Italy

Kent, England

Cornwall, England

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Magnums

1,500ml

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Murcia, Spain

Veneto, Italy

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Languedoc-Roussillon, France

Marlborough, New Zealand

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Murcia, Spain

Mendoza, Argentina

Southern Rhône, France

Rioja, Spain

Orange Wine

Bottle 750ml

Loire, France

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

330ml | 4.6%

330ml | 4.3%

330ml | 5.5%

3.4% 500ml

330ml

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Scoundrel's Beverages

Air Mail

Those crafty scoundrels have hijacked the old mail sorting system—transforming it into a world-first first pneumatic cocktail delivery service! Now, instead of letters, your drinks will come whizzing through air-powered tubes overhead.

Bombay Sapphire gin, Aperol, peach, guava and Tassoni Cedrata

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Midori, cucumber, citrus essence and Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Patrón Silver tequila, Leblon cachaça, blue curaçao liqueur, pineapple, lavender, citrus essence, Franklin & Sons Yuzu Soda

Seized Goods

Concoctions crafted from the rare and exotic spirits our clever scoundrels have deftly pilfered from the mail network! Easch sip spills tales of adventure, mischief and revelry from around the world!

Don Julio Reposado tequila, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, Ancho Reyes Verde chilli liqueur, foamer bitters, passion fruit & apricot

Dewar’s 12 Year Old Scotch whisky, white port, crème de cacao blanc, blueberry and chocolate bitters

The Botanist Distillers Strength gin, Lazzaroni Amaretto, Akashi-Tai Shiraume Ginjo umeshu and mixed berries

Clarified milk-washed with Bacardi Ocho rum, coconut, lime and Coca-Cola

Fan Mail

Raise your glasses to our delightful tipples crafted in honour of the starlets and sirens who flood our sacks with fan mail! Each cocktail is a love letter to the dazzling icons who sprinkle a bit of magic into our everyday lives.

42 Below vodka, Chambord, Campari, Cointreau, pomegranate & saffron

Monkey 47 gin, Malfy Rosa gin, kiwi & macadamia cordial, Franklin & Sons Mallorcan Tonic Water

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, Zacapa Solera Gran Reserva rum, Frangelico, dark cacao liqueur, topped with oat milk & tiramisu foam

Aberfeldy 12 Years Old Scotch whisky, Emilio Lustau East India Solera sherry, Lucano Anniversario amaro, walnut liqueur, foamer bitters, date & almond cream

Hennessy V.S. cognac, Angel’s Envy Bourbon whiskey, mango liqueur, Pale Ale syrup and Peychaud’s Bitters

Private & Confidential

From stolen scripts to coded messages and classified files, this post office has seen it all! These cocktails are inspired by the covert, the shady, and the scandalous. Keep it hush-hush—some secrets are better sipped in silence!

Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch whisky, Italicus bergamot liqueur, cherry, vanilla and maple

Once the post offices’ Postal Automated Mechanical Electric Letter Arranger, reprogrammed by the sneaky scoundrels into their very own cocktail-making machine! Meet P.A.M.E.L.A. – your mixology mistress, just ask your server to see her in action!

Belvedere vodka, Patrón Reposado tequila, banana & vanilla liqueur, simple syrup and espresso

Ilegal Joven mezcal, cactus; pimento & prickly pear liqueur, Paragon Palo Santo cordial, red pepper & watermelon cordial

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Singani 63, Nardini Acqua di Cedro liqueur, Muyu Jasmine liqueur, yuzu sherbet, foamer bitters, mint, yogurt & Cedrata Tassoni

Large Packages

for sharing!

For two Scoundrels

42 Below vodka, Belle de Brillet pear & cognac liqueur, Casoni Figs and Cherry liqueur, falernum, citrus essence and pineapple

For two Scoundrels

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, bergamot liqueur, citrus essence, Earl Grey tea & lemon sherbet

For four scoundrels

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, manzana verde liqueur, citrus essence, rhubarb & vanilla

Cahoots Classics

Ciroc vodka, Wray & Nephew White Overproof rum, banana & coconut, caramel and citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Rum, banana & coconut, caramel and citrus essence

Bombay Sapphire gin, Evangelista Ratafia cherry liqueur, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Caleno Light & Zesty non alcoholic spirit, Everleaf Mountain non-alcoholic aperitif, guava, citrus essence, tropical fassionola syrup, topped with Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit soda

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, apple, pear, ginger, elderflower and citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Dry Gin, apple, pear, ginger, elderflower and citrus essence

42 Below vodka, bergamot liqueur, passion fruit, orange marmalade, citrus essence, Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £13

Everleaf Forest non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot, passion fruit, orange marmalade, citrus essence and Crodino Spritz 0.0%

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Nardini Acqua Di Cedro liqueur, green apple & matcha green tea, citrus essence, Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedip Groove 42 non-alcoholic spirit, green apple & matcha green tea syrup, lemon citrus essence, topped with Franklin & Sons Original Lemonade

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Aperol, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, Ardbeg 10 Years Old Scotch whisky, Mother Root ginger switchel, simple syrup and citrus essence

NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION £12

Seedlip Spice 94 non-alcoholic spirit, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif, Mother Root ginger switchel, simple syrup, citrus essence

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, apple & cardamom shrub, green juice mix, citrus essence and Appletiser sparkling apple juice

Patrón Silver tequila, Patrón XO Cafe, Nixta corn liqueur, espresso and popcorn foam

The Botanist gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Suze Gentian liqueur and Quaglia Pino Mugo liqueur

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, shiso, tarragon & mint cordial, topped up with Franklin & Sons Soda Water

CAHOOCH

What is Cahooch? Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend Rum, Bulleit Bourbon Whiskey, Cointreau Noir Orange Liqueur, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino Vermouth

6 shots delivered in a 1946 tube carriage,
choo choo..cahooch!

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

For four scoundrels

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

Cahooch, almond & hibiscus, citrus essence and foamer bitters

Cahooch, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter, Punt e Mes vermouth and Lucano Anniversario amaro

Sparkling and Champagne

Glass 125ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto Italy

Kent, England

Cornwall, England

NON-ALCOHOLIC

Magnums

1,500ml

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Murcia, Spain

Veneto, Italy

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Languedoc, France

Piedmont

Marlborough, New Zealand

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Murcia, Spain

Mendoza, Argentina

Famille Perrin Côtes du Rhône, Southern Rhône, France

Izadi, Rioja Reserva, Rioja, Spain

Orange Wine

Bottle 750ml

Loire, France

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

330ml

500ml

330ml

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Scoundrels' Beverages

Available from Cahoots Ticket Hall – Kingly Street.

Draught Beer

Cahoots Hooches

for one, two and four Scoundrels

TROPICAL / REFRESHING

Bacardi Caribbean Spiced rum, Leblon cachaça, Nardini Acqua di Cedro liqueur, falernum, cantaloupe melon & lime

CITRUSY / BOLD

Belvedere vodka, yuzu sherbet, ginger, citrus essence and Camden Hells lager

FRUITY / EFFERVESCENT

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Aperol, Muyu Chinotto liqueur, blood orange sherbet and Tassoni Cedrata

TANGY / REFRESHING

Patrón Silver tequila, Paragon Labdanum cordial, grapefruit sherbet, sea salt and agave syrup

CITRUSY / SOUR

Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Ambrato vermouth, Italicus bergamot liqueur, foamer bitters, clementine & honey

FRUITY / CITRUSY

The Botanist gin, crème de cassis, Amaro Montenegro, blackberry shrub, Moët & Chandon Impérial Blanc N.V. Champagne

Non-alcoholic

CITRUSY / VIBRANT

Smiling Wolf Non-Alcoholic Functional Dry Gin, Martini Vibrante non-alcoholic aperitif and Crodino Spritz 0.0%

Non-alcoholic

CITRUSY / FRUITY

Everleaf Marine non-alcoholic aperitif, Everleaf Forest non-alcoholic aperitif, bergamot, Franklin & Sons Pink Grapefruit Soda

Cahooch

What is CAHOOCH?

Well! CAHOOCH is the Scoundrels’ signature concoction, a smooth blend of the finest quality ingredients… Mount Gay Black Barrel Double Cask Blend rum, Johnnie Walker Black Label whisky, Cointreau Noir orange liqueur and Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth

DEEP / INDULGENT

Cahooch, Fernet-Branca amaro, dark chocolate syrup, orange & cocoa bitters

NUTTY / APPETISING

Cahooch, almond & hibiscus, citrus essence and foamer bitters

HERBAL / BITTERSWEET

Cahooch, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter, Punt e Mes vermouth and Lucano Anniversario amaro

Classic Cocktails

42 Below vodka, Caffé Borghetti, simple syrup and espresso

Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau and lime

Bombay Sapphire gin, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth and Campari

42 Below vodka, Cointreau, cranberry and lime

Bombay Sapphire gin, Noilly Prat Dry vermouth, raspberry, egg white and lemon

42 Below vodka, Chambord and pineapple

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, lime, simple syrup, mint, Franklin & Sons 1886 Soda Water

42 Below vodka, lime, Angostura Bitters, Franklin & Sons Ginger Beer

Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, simple syrup and lime

Buffalo Trace Bourbon whiskey, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth and Angostura Bitters

Feeling Bubbly?

125ml Glass / 750ml Bottle / 1500ml Magnum

Veneto, Italy

White Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Murcia, Spain

Veneto, Italy

Vinho Verde, Portugal

Languedoc, France

ROSÉ

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Côtes de Provence, France

Red Wine

Glass 175ml | Bottle 750ml

Veneto, Italy

Murcia, Spain

Mendoza, Argentina

McLaren Vale, South Australia

BOTTLED ALE, LAGER, CIDER

4.6% 330ml

4.4% 355ml

4.3% 330ml

5.5% 330ml

3.4% 500ml

0.0% 330ml

0.5% 330ml

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Lunch

The Scoundrels have pooled together their ration books, to offer a fine lunch selection of small plates, mains, sandwiches, sides and puddings!

Snacks & small plates

Choose any three £24

with garlic aioli

with houmous and guacamole

with English mustard

served on toasted sourdough, with garlic, humous and shoots

steak & ale pie with creamy mash, and lashings of gravy

with garlic aioli

with lemon aioli

with tomato sauce dip

Large Plates

beer battered haddock, with fat chips, marrowfat peas, tartare sauce, and lemon

cod, smoked haddock, hake, salmon, prawns, & spring vegetables topped with mashed potatoes

basmati rice, sugar snap peas, pak choi, aubergine, peppers, and katsu sauce

spiced slow cooked lentils with coconut milk

Salads & Sandwiches

a chopped salad of cherry tomatoes, cucumber, carrot, edamame beans, radish, orange pepper, chickpeas, olives and croutons, with a mustard dressing

cos lettuce, Caesar dressing, croutons, griddled chicken, streaky bacon and soft-boiled eggs

with tartare sauce and cos lettuce on toasted farmhouse bread

the cheesiest toastie in London, with yellow ketchup mayo and fries

triple-decker, toasted sandwich of chicken, crispy bacon, tomatoes, cos lettuce, egg and mayo, with fries

with vegan cheddar, lettuce and tomato, in a plant-based bun served with fries

double patty, sesame seed bun, cos lettuce, gherkin, burger sauce and fries

+ Cheese £2 + Bacon £3

crispy chicken thigh, green slaw, lettuce, aioli and fries

+ Cheese £2 + Bacon £3

Nibbles & Sides

+ Curry sauce £2 + Yellow ketchup mayo £2

big, bold & buttery

Nuts & Crisps

lightly salted, dry roasted

seasoned with sea salt and mignonette black pepper

almonds, cashews and peanuts roasted with Mediterranean sun-dried rosemary

Sweet chilli & red pepper
Lightly sea salted
Mature cheddar & chive
Beef brisket & black peppercorn

Pudding

with custard

with vanilla ice-cream

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Evening Food

The Scoundrels have pooled their ration books, and offer a fine feast of sharing snacks & nibbles

Snacks & Small Plates

Choose any three £24

with garlic aioli

with houmous and guacamole

with English mustard

served on toasted sourdough, with garlic, humous and shoots

steak & ale pie with creamy mash, and lashings of gravy

with garlic aioli

with lemon aioli

with tomato sauce dip

SIDES

+ Curry sauce £2 + Yellow ketchup mayo £2

Nibbles

big, bold & buttery

Nuts & Crisps

lightly salted, dry roasted

seasoned with sea salt and mignonette black pepper

almonds, cashews and peanuts roasted with Mediterranean sun-dried rosemary

Sweet chilli & red pepper
Lightly sea salted
Mature cheddar & chive
Beef brisket & black peppercorn

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Light Bites & Nibbles

Light Bites

Pick a selection of three light bites for £25
Handcrafted in our kitchen, all dishes include 6 pieces

with Bloody Mary dip

with sriracha mayo

with chicken skin jam

with coconut yoghurt dip

with lemon aioli

Nibbles

served with olive oil breadsticks

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BLACK MARKET COCKTAILS

The best ingredients & presentation

Join The Captain and Scoundrels of Cahoots in knocking back classic cocktails, black market liquor and post-war favourites. Served in old mugs, hip flasks, vintage milk bottles and tins, you’ll find each tipple finished with ingredients half-inched from Nana’s pantry, picked from the allotment and foraged from the ruins.

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TRADITIONAL RATIONS

Some good quality grub

Do you feel a rumbling from down below? Well, we have some capital news for you! This is one station that does offer some sustenance for those of you feeling rather hungry. The Scoundrels of Cahoots have pooled together their food rations and have enough points to offer some nibbles round, such as platform pastries, toasted treats and rations to share!

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Bank Holiday with Midnight Rye Society

Sunday 24th May | 7pm - 10:30pm

Postal Office Borough , London

Live Music with Corrine Williams

Monday 25th May | 8pm - 11pm

Postal Office Borough , London

Live Music Thursdays

Every Thursday | 8pm –11:30pm

Postal Office Borough , London

Cahoots Postal Office Menus

Underground

Ticket Hall

Postal Office

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Borough , London

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Borough , London

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